Cah-lee-forn-yah
I like our Governator. He makes me laugh, and that is about the best I can ever hope for from a politician.
You see, I am completely disenfranchised when it comes to our government. Although I feel like they do a moderately successful job at keeping the nation from spontaneously exploding into a giant dust cloud, beyond that I simply don’t see any changes/improvements regardless of whom is in office.
Democrats/Republicans, who cares? In my entire life, no changing of power from one party to the other or from one politician to the other has had a direct tangible impact on my life. At least that is how it feels to me.
But with Ah-nold, he cracks me up. Just the fact that the man running our state cannot properly pronounce it’s name is downright hilarious. In fact, I would like to forward a proposition that all future governor hopefulls for the state of Cah-lee-forn-yah must have starred in a television show or feature film to be eligible canidates.
What better way to promote our state as the entertainment capital of the world then to always have a star as our leader?
Imagine how our economy will finally turn around when Antonio Banderas takes over. . .perhaps the special interests would love Raymond (television’s Ray Ramano)?
Look for that exciting prop on the next ballot and be sure to vote yes.
But back to our noble leader. . .I never had any doubt he wouldn’t offer clemency to a death row inmate. In fact, Ah-nold is going down to the prison himself to perform the execution using only saw blades while hanging from his ankles.
It is unknown at this time whether the Governator will utter one of his famous finishing lines like "Steeck Ah-round" or "See you at the Partee Rictor".
