The Devil is in the details
As requested, here are some of the specific things that people signed their souls away to me for besides the very general benefits also promised in the contract:
"In return for this sacrifice and for my denial of all that is good and redeeming, I will possess money substantial quantities, the fufillment of all my lusts, and the destruction and degradation of all that opposes my whims."
Note that specific names have been removed to protect the (as of yet) innocent. Those of you who went to the two parties I was at can play a personal guessing game of whose request fits whom (although I will neither confirm or deny anything).
- All that I may desire.
- Happiness.
- A non-minute man please.
- Life long happiness with [my husband].
- To see [someone else's] contract.
- Sell my scripts, make millions, Snickers.
- All the beer I can drink & a pony & a cowboy & a Snickers bar.
- Many of men.
- I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT IT NOW!
- The perfect kiss.