yakface speaketh!

So for Halloween this year, I went as the devil. I would just like to go on the record by saying that getting to be the devil for a night or two is quite a blast. I would highly recommend it to anyone, and I’ll probably recycle the idea in about 5 years or so.

For my part, all I did was dress in an all black suit with a red tie, glue on some horns, paint my nails black and put a little black make-up on around my eyes. The finishing touch was to make up and print some contracts for people to sell their souls to me. I left a little line for them to write what exactly they were selling their souls for.

It was the addition of these contracts that really made things fun. After a few drinks people who were relunctant to sign anything are suddenly willing to sell their souls to get another person to take another shot.

Besides, once you’re dressed up like the devil, you can’t help but act a little devilish. Laughing maniacally, coercing people to take another drink, encouraging naughty behaviour, getting to say:  "Oops. I guess I made me do it!", etc. It really is non-stop fun.

The strangest part of the whole experience was browsing satanic sites looking for some good verbage to put into the contract. I’ll take this opportunity to officially apologize to the people who signed my contract if they actually do end up in hell because of me.

If it makes you feel any better (which I doubt), I’m sure I’ll be down there with you for unintentionally collecting souls for the dark lord.

I also carved my pumpkin to look like Jack Skelengtion from "The Nightmare Before Christmas". I’ll post some pics of that on Friendster soon.

Boo! Halloween rules. Its too bad I had to work the actual night of Halloween, but that’s how things go.

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