I think its bird flu
So I got really sick this last saturday night.
I was at a co-worker’s party full of people I didn’t know (and one other co-worker who I talked to the whole night).
I think one of the struggling actors poisoned me. Or it could have been the fact that I stayed up all night.
But I think I’ll blame the bird flu cause that’s the big new thing.
Anyway, I’ve been sick all week and it actually got so bad that I called in sick, which is an impressive rarity for me (although it was very nice to actually get a day off from work, I must say).
I think I’m over the hump, but just to be sure I’m going to start a genocidal campaign of avian slaughtering. Others may be afraid to come out and condemn the actions of these flying menaces, but not me. It is time for the birds to die.
Too long have they pooped on my car! And let’s not forget what happened in that movie "The Birds". What if that happened in real life? Maybe bird flu was what caused the birds in that movie to freak out? Anyone thought of that?
Luckily for you all, I have. So don’t worry, it will all be taken care of.
